Telemarketing: Comcast’s Traffic Shaping Feature

July 19th, 2010 | by admin |


geeks.pirillo.com – So this telemarketer from Comcast called me the other night. He attempted to sell me their Triple Play package. He kept letting me know how much I needed their services… even though I already have them. Once it became apparent that the guy had no clue what their services actually ARE and what they DO… I decided to have fun with him.

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  1. 25 Responses to “Telemarketing: Comcast’s Traffic Shaping Feature”

  2. By ueberRegenbogen on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply

    Sometimes i regret removing the arms from my chair. It’s harder to keep from falling out of it at times like this. :D

  3. By foxumon on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply

    Voice shaping?? Win xD

  4. By bjgreens on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply

    Chris = pwn

  5. By 08jnope on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply

    one thing i like about chris is when he gets calls like this he pretends to be a moron like the at&t thing, vOIp, skypE, triple threat, good luck with your stuff, ETC….

  6. By ArcAiN6 on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply

    HAHAH!!

  7. By WESTECLD on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply

    haha…. voice shaping!!

  8. By jdp1945c1938 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    Chris,
    I always listen to their spiel politlly and after they ared0ne I will ask them how who gave them my no.
    I then cuss them like a drunk sailor and tell them to sell
    it to their automatic dialing machine. They never callback.
    john

  9. By AndyERJ145 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    just call 8667799130
    and start pranking telemarketers. lol

  10. By compudude86 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    as a former C* installer, I can add this: ask them if they are gonna send an in-house tech or a contractor, tell them your friend had a contractor drag mud on their carpet and drilled through a water pipe. I love doing it at their exhibits at public events, (city carnival/fair) where people are around, they IMMEDIATELY start talking circles and trying to cover it, though it is a fact that it happens!

  11. By compudude86 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    not really, they do it on their own if you are a customer and haven’t told them you do not want telemarketing. even better though, call them up, get their hopes up that you want extra services, then ask these questions, followed by a “nevermind”. this may get you on the tele list actually!

  12. By majams19 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    wow this is really funny! he is so sarcastic the poor guy almost doesn`t get it hilarious!

  13. By imbored2 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    his name was chicken flinger?

  14. By Quebexicano on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    man pirillo you fucking suck and your stupid blogs are like totaly lame
    do u ever change the tone of your voice lmfao

  15. By oliver18754 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    “triple threat” lol!

  16. By hilariousfilms on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    your video looked better here

  17. By imdaviddalen on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    “the conversation will be digitalized”, hahahaha

  18. By dwt66 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    I got vonage and its much better than comcast phone.

  19. By CAMMANDERCGF on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    this is funny

  20. By Sergio001R on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    Is there a way to get on the please call me list so I can do the same?

  21. By braddudeguy on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    Wow you even say “E-ya later” on the phone.

  22. By bestSVMS on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    hes the most boring reader/recording

    you are supposed to say your recording it too

    maybe hes a scam since he has no idea what you have
    he might be calling from a att line, uverse maybe

  23. By bestSVMS on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    voip sucks because they filtered it and gave some retarded escuse

  24. By sweetsnackz on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    I know right!

  25. By Interceptor38 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    you got that right hes so fuckin borring

  26. By Interceptor38 on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply

    this dude is a fuckin dick head

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